MAKE IT RAIN MONTHLY

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Join my “top secret” print newsletter that's helping 300+ e-commerce brand owners and marketers around the world make it rain with sales and build highly-profitable businesses in record time.

(Plus: Get free access to $1,700 in e-commerce trainings the second you join.)

"The first issue of Make It Rain Monthly made me $3,750 dollars in my first month..."

Alex McMahon

Dear friend,If you'd like to see a massive spike in sales, monthly recurring revenue, average order value, lifetime value and customer retention...Then this is the most important message you'll read all day.Here's why...

Hi, I'm Chris Orzechowski

A fractional CMO and growth strategist best known for helping e-commerce business owners scale past eight-figures and create profitable, durable brands that can last for the next 100 years or more.Since 2020, I've been writing and publishing Make It Rain Monthly, a print newsletter I send out every month to brand owners and marketers in 30+ countries around the world.There's a few reasons why I do this:

  1. I’m on a mission to build the next generation of iconic American brands that will last over 100 years.

  2. I want to help you build a more profitable, streamlined business by sharing my best secrets and strategies that I'm testing out with my 1-on-1 clients.

  3. I want to make you so much money with this newsletter, you'll reach out to me saying, "Chris, I love your stuff. How can we work together and scale my brand to the next level?"

Here’s some of the notable brands I've worked with:

"Email is bringing in over 30% of my e-comm revenue (up from 9%) right now and my subscriptions doubled in the first 2 months."

Tim Sotoadeh

What is Make It Rain Monthly?

Make It Rain Monthly is my "top secret" print newsletter that I send out at the start of every month where I share proven strategies, case studies and breakdowns of "what's working right now" in the world of e-commerce marketing.Each issue is about 20 - 25 pages long and filled with lessons on everything I'm learning " inside the trenches" which can easily be implemented and tailored towards your specific business and products to produce massive paydays right away.Full Disclosure: You will NOT find any of these ideas online.Again, these are industry secrets literally hot off the press from all my ongoing 1-on-1 work with successful brands just like yours.That means if you want first dibs (so you're always ahead of your competition), you gotta subscribe and become a Rainmaker.All you have to do is sign up, read the issue, apply the lessons for that month...And watch your sales shoot through the roof.Yes, it's that simple.(I already did all the hard work for you.)

"We’ve got 28 conversions from the abandoned series you recommended which is cool. At our price point, just 2 conversions breaks even. I think your product is a no-brainer!"

Julie Berninger

"If you're a bootstrapping e-commerce business owner, this will make you more money. If you're an email copywriter/marketer, this will make you a better one."

Nicolas Anguiano

Join today and get FREE access to $1,700 in e-commerce trainings like:

01

My Pay Yourself First Course

Value: $1,000 FREE

My "magnum opus" on e-commerce email marketing where I go over everything (and I mean everything) I've learned in the past 10+ years of helping clients generate tens of over millions of dollars.Inside, you'll learn:

  • How to write emails in under 20 minutes that your subscribers love reading and still generates boatloads of cash every time you send 'em. (Even if you're not a writer!)

  • 12+ subject line formulas you can use over and over again to double up your open rates, clicks and sales like crazy.

  • 30 high-converting email formulas that make it impossible to run out of ideas and keeps your subscribers excited, engaged and buying from you for years and years to come.

  • The most profitable email marketing strategy I’ve ever seen (and used myself) for growing an e-commerce business.

  • How to inject your brand’s personality into your emails… so people fall in love with your company and your emails.

  • 10+ simple writing tips that’ll make you look (and sound) like an A-list email copywriter.

  • The right (and wrong) way to use a “call-to-action” in your emails.

  • How to make more sales from your email list without pissing people off… and without having constant flash sales and discounts.

  • How to become the only brand your customers would EVER consider buying from.

  • Two email sequences every e-commerce business needs to make sales 365 days a year.

  • What to write in your emails that will make them irresistible to your list.

  • My go-to formulas for cranking out quick story emails your audience will get addicted to.

  • And much, much more!

02

Crafting Offers for Paid Traffic 101

Value: $100 FREE

You might be wondering...Why the hell would I want to learn about offer engineering? And what does that have to do with list building?Well...If you NAIL your offer, it solves virtually every other marketing problem you have.When you have a killer offer, sales becomes easy.When you have a killer offer, you don't have big conversions issues.When you have a killer offer, your copy becomes less important.When you have a killer offer, you no longer have a lead generation problem.When you have a killer offer, you get to work a lot less hard and make a lot more money.I'd even argue that the difference between brands that scale and brands that never seem to get traction is the quality of their offers.I wanted Sean to come in and teach this topic because he's one of the best paid ads guys I know. He's helping us with our Google and YouTube Ads... and he's managed over $20,000,000+ in ad spend.You probably haven't heard much about him because he's not out there doing the "guru thing." He just uses his skills to build his own brands.

03

Cart Abandonment Annihilator

Value: $100 FREE

Most of, if not all, the e-commerce brands I come across are leaving hundred of thousands of dollars on the table every year because they don’t have an optimized cart abandonment t sequence (or any emails at all).That's why when you join Make It Rain Monthly, I'm going to give you the exact sequence you should run to start scooping up those "almost sales" on auto-pilot into collected cash in your pocket where it belongs.This sequence works immediately and is incredibly powerful. One of my students' used this and within six months, the brand generated an extra $500,000 in sales (that they were missing out on).

04

Browse Abandonment Buster

Value: $100 FREE

If you think losing hundreds of thousands of dollars to "abandoned carts" is bad news...Wait until you see all the money you're flushing away every single month... with all the people on your list who are checking out your products and would've added to the cart if you just followed up with them.This sequence has sometimes out-converted our cart abandonment sequence and a great "1-2 punch" to add to your setup for collecting more sales each month on auto-pilot.

05

Holiday Sale Super Sequence

Value: $100 FREE

There’s tons of holidays throughout the year that give you a good excuse to run a promotion so you can bring in some fast cash and move inventory.Whether it’s for Black Friday or the other hundred holidays that are important to your brand, this is a super effective sequence that can make you five-figures worth of sales (or more) in just a matter of days.In fact, when I developed this sequence, I tested it on a client and we routinely put up $30 - $50,000 weekends with this super simple email sequence (which I practically wrote for you and you can just copy and paste).

06

Million Dollar Promo Planner

Value: $100 FREE

The more emails you send, the more money you make.That's what I keep seeing over and over again with every single e-commerce brand I've worked with over the years.Admittedly though, it only really works if you're planning your emails ahead of time and not waiting until the final hour like some brands (who end up sending either nothing or spamming the same discount deal from all the weeks prior)...With my Million Dollar Promo Planner though, you'll be set for life and never have to worry about being a day late or a dollar short ever again.Instead, you'll have all your email campaigns mapped out months in advance and be well on your way to making over $100,000,000 in sales like all the e-commerce brands who've adopted this exact system you're getting (for free) when you subscribe to Make It Rain Monthly today.

07

Super Smooth Email Transitions

Value: $100 FREE

Wouldn't it be cool if you could write emails about literally whatever you want... and get people loving you and buying your stuff even more than they ever have every single time you send one?If so, you're going to love Super Smooth Email Transitions!In this training, you'll learn how to take whatever random idea you have inside your head that day and easily connect it to whatever you're selling.You'll go from scratching your head in front of your computer for hours and hours... to whipping out a fun, conversational email in under a half-hour that gets people falling in love with you and buying your stuff like crazy!

08

Anatomy of a $5,170,445 E-commerce Launch

Value: $100 FREE

I’m going to take you behind the scenes of one of the most successful launches I’ve ever done.In this 35-page case study, I break down everything we did from driving traffic to running the pre-launch and launch itself to finishing strong with record-setting numbers for that brand’s industry.I’m going to even show you the exact emails we used and everything else that went into the campaign.(Super valuable if you’re ever launching a product.)

All for just:

$100/mo

Hiring me to consult with your brand can cost anywhere from $5,000 - $15,000/mo.But today, you don't have to pay that.Instead, you can just "borrow my brain" and get the best thing next to hiring me for just $100/mo.Imagine you could have my brain in your business telling you exactly what to do, exactly what campaigns to run, exactly which levers to pull to produce massive growth without having to hire me outright.This is an opportunity for you to test out my stuff in your own business at a low-risk, high-reward way.If you're ready to subscribe, click the button below right now.

Praise for Make It Rain Monthly

"I just added $20k+ revenue to a brand in 2 months with my emails..."

Benedek Szántay

"It’s a simple read. Easy to digest. And quick to execute on."

Rick Martinez

"I made my money back (x4) on the last issue within 2 weeks, so can't wait to see what this issue will do."

Rachael Harper

"It feels like a cash-earning concierge service that arrives on my doorstep every 6th of the month."

David Maswary

"Every single MIRM booklet we've implemented has at a minimum made us back 5x the initial cost."

Olivia Gutierrez Lawson

"Get MIRM - it really does pay for itself if you take the time to read and do what Chris tells you to do."

Melissa Howard

"My copy of Pay Yourself First and Make it Rain Monthly are already getting dogeared from overuse."

Daisy J. Fable

"Chris is a master at ecommerce emails that don't just get opened, but that bring in the high-grade bacon."

Reese Spykerman

"Chris packs tons of value into 20 - 25 short pages — campaigns, sequences, and techniques you can implement the moment you finish the last page."

Bradley Schnitzer

"Your tips are amazing and have helped me increase my email open rate to over 20% consistently, sometimes even just above 30%."

Mel Driver

"No more guessing. No more hoping. The best emails (proven) you can send, right in your mail box every month."

Steve Cole

"After reading Pay Yourself First I've been trying more text-based emails and two of them are 2 of 3 highest grossing campaigns to date."

Travis Rice

"The ideas in this book and subscription are worth more than their weight in platinum! I already paid off this subscription with ONE customer’s order!"

Alecia Des Lauries

"Subbed to MIRM for the first time this month and I have to say - you killed it with this issue! Has me wishing I'd subbed 6 months ago when I joined your list."

Darragh Sheppard

"Nothing has improved my emails and sales like following you and make it rain monthly. We did better than last year - which had been a record high for us due to COVID..."

Sena Wheeler

"Since reading your courses and watching your webinars, I've noticed a HUGE difference in my open rates, engagement, and even revenue with my emails!"

Liz Nowell

"Each issue is packed with insight and tangible actions packed that it pays the year over (and over) every month. The specific emails, campaigns, and advice are spot on."

Andy Garrison

"Chris’ emails are packed with value, they’ve taken my emailing skills to the next level, and are probably responsible for many of the sales I’m making along the way."

Jennifer Gardner

"His 'Before we ship' email has been a game-changer for my client and me. Plus the boatload of email ideas he's sending monthly gave me higher conversions on my emails."

Fred Mosquida

"Make It Rain Monthly was an absolute game-changer for us! Consistently with each issue, we saw revenue increase every time we implemented Chris' strategies!

Jeffrey Kunde

"I have already seen an increase in response to my email campaigns after just one month of implementing many of his ideas. Thank you Chris for all the support!

Katrina Lott

"I generated $300k + for my very first client as a nervous newbie email copywriter by following the strategies you laid out inside all the black friday issues. It was wild!"

Omezikam Ugwa

"I’ve spent more than $40,000 on my marketing education. Some of it has been complete CRAP! But everything I’ve bought from you has immediately made more money for my clients and for lil ole me."

Terri Sassone

"Sure enough, I implemented and adapted several of Chris' ideas for my client, and we absolutely crushed it on Black Friday - 15x the usual daily revenue, which is my client's highest-ever one-day sale!"

Deborah Owen

FAQ

How is Make It Rain Monthly delivered?

Make It Rain Monthly is a print (paper-and-ink) newsletter that gets sent to in the mail every single month.

Does Make It Rain Monthly also come in a digital format?

Yes. With every issue, you'll get a digital copy you can access via an online dashboard.

How do I access all my bonuses?

You'll get an email with instructions on how to log into an online dashboard to access all your bonuses.

Who is Make It Rain Monthly for?

Make It Rain Monthly is for e-commerce brand owners, marketing managers, businesses selling physical products online, list managers, growth specialists and copywriters.

Do you ship internationally?

Issues are only available as digital downloads for international subscribers.

Am I allowed to cancel anytime?

Yes. Just email chris [at] theemailcopywriter.com.

Will I get banned if I cancel?

If you cancel before your third issue, I will ban you and never let you join again. If you’re not willing to commit at least three months to apply what I teach, you’re not a serious person and I don't want to do business with you.

Is there a money-back guarantee?

Given the nature of this product, there are no refunds.

When will I receive my first issue?

Each issue ships out during the first week of each month. So no matter what day of the month you join, your first issue will always be the upcoming month’s issue.

What if I missed out on past issue(s) and would like to buy them?

You can reach out to chris [at] theemailcopywriter.com to let me know which issues you'd like and my team will work something out for you.

How long does it take to read each issue?

Each issue takes about 20 - 30 minutes to read so you can implement and start making sales right away.

Does it take a lot of time to implement the ideas covered inside each issue?

As a busy entrepreneur myself, my goal is obviously not to bog you down with a million things to do each month. That's why every single issue is kept as short and concise as possible and with one simple idea you can implement (usually under a day).Think of this as an executive report that gives you just enough of what you need to start making sales in your business right away.

Ready to Make It Rain?

If you’re ready to see sales and profits pour into your business every single month, click the button below to subscribe to Make It Rain Monthly right now.

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